The VMA's My Way

Janette Jackson - fierce, Madonna not so much. Kept wondering what was in her cheeks; ping pong balls, inflatable balloons that adjusted when her lips moved? If there was a VMA for frozen in time, her face would have won.

Russell Brand: After watching him charm Sheri Sheppard on The View, I was smitten. All the sex jokes, not so funny. Thinking maybe the adult film industry would be a better career than comedian. Loved the vest and t-shirt and how you handled the EVENT of the evening.

Which brings me to Kayne. Bit of advice the next time you hear yourself saying "I'll let you finish speaking" take your own advice and shut up. Taking the moment from Taylor Swift - unforgiveable. Had I been in charge of the VMA's I'd have made you stay after and clean the whole place up.

Beyonce: I get it, your young, beautiful and talented. Can't help but wonder if the words to your song (put a ring on it) would have had more impact if you weren't gyrating your lady bits in front of millions at the time. All I could think about was the old quote why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free.

Lady Gaga: Extra body parts aside, your outfits have become a cliche. Lady Gaga equals crazy outfit. Wear jeans and a t-shirt sometime to really shock the heck out of us. And I get your whole life is performance art, but the spouting blood was truly tacky. And did you really feel it was necessary to change your outfit from accepting the award to talking about it? And do you travel with a suitcase that doubles as a changing area? Just wondering is all.

K-Stew I'm proud of you. A girly dress and shoes - leaving the hightops at home. Next time work on the hair. R-Patz if I say anything negative I'll get hurt, but you could take a lesson from Taylor on dressing. It's true, every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man. Last night I was Team Jacob all the way.

Pink you were the belle of the ball. Your song was awesome, I didn't have to look at all your lady bits on display and you are one heck of an athlete. Thank you for giving the show a much needed dose of class. Pink and class in the same sentence; who'd have thunk it.